Short Whatsapp status are ideal to start a conversation and a best way to open up. This is a collection of best short n sweet, small and cute status.
- My life can be measured in hours
- I don’t insult people , I just describe them.
- Love me or hate me I’m still gonna shine.
- A party without cake is just a meeting.
- Life is Short – Chat Fast!
- Don’t be voilent be silent and show your talent..
- I’d far rather be happy than right.
- No guts, no glory, no brain, same story
- A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
- forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me.
- How do you occupy an idiot? Press down – Press up…Press Down…!
- I got less but i got best!
- I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
- I’d far rather be happy than right.
- The person who hates you, loves you the most..
- Hi-ho, hi-ho, it’s hand grenades I throw.
- So many assume. So few know.
- I have the simplest tastes.
- Be you !!! The world will adjust.
- A ring is round & has no end, that’s how long I’ll be your friend.
- regular naps prevent old age.. expecially if u take them while driving.
- If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong.
- He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.
- I’m not tense, jst terribly, terribly alert.
- May I go to the toilet = I’m fucking bored.
