Jaan Hai

Teri Maa ki,
Teri Behen ki,
Tere Papa ki,
Tere Bhai ki,
Tere puray khandan ki,
JAAN hy tu pagal !
Apna khayal rakha kAr:-)

Gandi Soch

Hont jab hont say milay tu kia hota hay?
Socho
Socho na
han han aur socho..
itni gandi soch..
Moo band hota hay aur kia hota hai.

2 Meanings

Teacher:
bacho duniya mein her baat k 2 matlab nikaltay hein
Girl:
Master Jee !! nikal k dikhaiye
Teacher
beth ja beti,teri baat k bhi 2 matlab nikaltay hai

Paani ander na jai…

Girl goes 2 repair
Umbrella man says
Oopr ka kpra utarna hoga neechay dnda dalna hoga girl says kuch bi karo
Laikin paani undar nahi jana chaeye

Dekh lia na?

Tumne mera dekh hi lia na
(Gussa)
Pehle kehte they k mujhe tmhara hi pasand he
(Andaz)
Lekin ab kehtay ho
k me kisi or ka loon ga
(Sahara)
Mera khayal hai,
k mera ab kafi lamba ho gaya hai
(SMS)
Ab mujhey apki chahiye,,,
(IjazaT)

Rasgulla

Pakar
Pakar
Hath mein pakar
Daba mat
Oh ho Qatry gir rahe hein
Jaldi se Monh mein dal
Ab batao Maza aya
,,
Rasgulla khanE ka.

Without You…

Last night I went to bed without u.
Cold, thinking of u,
Missing ur warmth,
Your soft touch against my skin.
Where were u last night?
My blanket…

Naughty mind

It’s the thing that satisfies
Your mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
In the car or anywhere!
It’s called Prayer!
God bless your naughty mind!